Post by alexander garret stenson on Feb 10, 2011 17:51:12 GMT -5
[font=Georgia`` alex garret stenson
is a knight of the round table!
[/center]Hey guys, meet Alex. He's a normal, local kid. He's a little on the shy side, but that might be due to the fact he's a closeted gay. He would much rather be nocturnal, and the moment he turns 16 he is dropping out of school. His greatest love is horses. He's an easy going 15 year old kid, he would really do well with some friends, maybe someone really close he can trust to come out to? Hit him up<3[/font]
it could be carried by an african swallow [/color]
oh yeah, an african swallow, maybe[/i][/color][/font]
``threemuskets;who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder
``bestfriend ;i seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at camelot
``closefriends;i didn't know we had a king. i thought we were an autonomous collective
``regularfriends;i told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune
``partnerincrime;look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! its a killer!
``childhoodfriend;you don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior
``drinkingbuddy;it's not a question of where he grips it! it's a simple question of weight ratios!
``onandoff;oh shut up and go and change your armour
``enemiesturnedfriends;would it help to confuse it if we run away?
``fakefriends;i'm french. why do you think i have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
``aquaintance;are you suggesting that coconuts migrate
``friendofafriend;there are some who call me... tim
``firstnamebasis;i didn't know you were called Dennis
``justmet;right! silly little bleeder. one rabbit stew comin' right up!
this is supposed to be a happy occasion [/color]
let's not bicker and argue over who killed who[/i][/color][/font]
``indifference;on second thought, let's not go to camelot. it is a silly place
``friendsturnedenemies;i don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper
``tolerance; have no quarrel with you, good sir knight. but i must cross this bridge
``mutualdislike;hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences
``onesideddislike;you're foolin' yourself! we're living in a dictatorship. a self-perpetuating autocracy
``intimidated;oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say ni at will to old ladies
``cheatedonme/you;that's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
``scaredofyou;i fart in your general direction. your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries
``scaredofme;i am your king. 'well... i didn't vote for you'. you don't vote for kings...
``backstabbedme;you don't frighten us, english pig dogs. go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person
``backstabbedyou;i blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King". you and all your silly English K-nig-hts
``rivals;oh, king eh? and how'd you get that, eh? by exploiting the workers?
``hardcorehate;come and see the violence inherent in the system. help! help! i'm being repressed!
``gotohell;of course not! you're english types!
yes, yes... you must give us all a good spanking[/color]
and after the spanking, the oral sex![/i][/color][/font]
``final;you've come to rescue me! i knew someone would!
``future;i knew that somewhere out there, there must be someone
``current;death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth
``crushonme;she's beautiful, she's intelligent, she's got huge... tracts of land
``crushonyou;he's come to rescue me, father! 'well... let's not jump to conclusions'
``fling;ours was committed, it wasn't just a string of pussy jokes
``attraction;she has been setting a light to our beacon, which, i have just remembered, is grail shaped.
``friends/enemieswithbenefits;oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil zoot! oh she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty!.
``lust;oh, fair one, behold, i am your humble servant sir lancelot.
``flirt;supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony
``onandoff;you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you
``past-badterms;well, the thing is, i thought your son was a lady
``past-goodterms;did you dress her up like this?
``past-stillsomethingthere;there are ways of telling whether she is a witch
yes, brave sir robin turned about,[/color]
and valiantly, he chickened out![/i][/color][/font]
``family;... and that, my liege is how we know the earth to be banana shaped
``practically family;sir bedevere, explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes
``respect;cut down a tree with a herring? it can't be done!
``admiration;wouldn't get very far in life not saying 'is'
``emotionalsupport ;yes, shrubberies are my trade. i am a shrubber
``secret;we are now the knights who say... ”ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG. zoom-boing. z'nourrwringmm.
``teacher/student ;dennis! there's some lovely filth down here!
``classmate ;oh, it's just a harmless little /bunny/ isn't it?
``housemate;look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'aaaauuuggghhh'
``mixedfeelings;he'd just say it. 'maybe he was dictating it'
``protectiveoveryou;well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. that rabbit's dynamite.
``protectiveoverme;sir robin the not-quite-so-brave-as-sir-lancelot.
``stalker;and now on to scene 24. a smashing scene with some lovely acting
``other-specify;and winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn
it's my duty as a knight[/color]
to sample as much peril as i can.[/i][/color][/font]
this freckin awesome plotpage was made by tace of CAUTION2.0[/color][/font]. it has quotes from the wonderful and fantabulous movie 'monty python and the holy grail'[/color][/font]. colors are from the blender of colors that everyone and their mom uses. don't be stealing[/color][/font]... unless you aren't the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. or to have your eyes gouged out and your elbows broken. give me credit[/color][/font] or you'll have your kneecaps split and your body burned away and your limbs all hacked and mangled.
